Kevin Tang must just kill it on an Etch-A-Sketch.

I was just wondering if the ad was Sterling Cooper or Sterling Cooper Draper McCann, but by all means enjoy the onanism.

Huh.

Exact same thing happened to the visiting UCLA centerfielder here at The Diamond On Montlake. Pretty nice spring day.

Never apologize, never explain.

Hard to burn bridges without a fire in your belly.

In the ‘80s, an artsy friend of my former stepmother gave her a bunch of owl pellets collected from a tree in his backyard where the raptor roosted. After processing them in similar manner described here, she affixed the delicate mouse bones on a simple papier mache mask in ornate patterns. The crowning touch was a…

Never thought to look it up before now, but a few links in the search reveal that your old roomie wasn’t entirely wrong, maybe:

The child may want some closure, at some point though.

“Meh...” —B. Ripken

That's one of the funniest tacos in recent history.

I plead Henry V, counselor.

Save it for Thanksgiving, Uncle Albo.

Why don't you just shut up, and keep profiting on broken marriages. Don't pretend like you do it for the kids.

You’re in luck: there’s another 8 whole days of excruciating overcoverage, speculation and deep analysis about who will take the world’s media capital, even though we’ve all made up our minds long ago. Maybe you’ll get that ad yet.

John Gant: The Human Stutter

Veni, vidi, rogavi.

Vast right wing conspiracies build useful sinew!

“.” -J. Fogel

“I’m not talking to you-” YAS KWEEN