Starbucks’ delegate count looks insurmountable when you factor in all the superdelegates, brokered coffee convention notwithstanding.

It’s like K.I.T.T.’s new origin story for a Knightrider movie reboot.

That’s a very sweet and empathetic olive branch, Ms. Banks, but waaay too multisyllabic, and therefore untrustworthy.

See you over at LiveLeak. First round’s on me.

No.

Make a run for la frontière.

The Bob Ross-y-ness of the detailed description is really setting off my ASMR.

Watch it for free!

Lavoy Finnicum wore it better.

He wouldn’t accept fiat currency anyway, so this is better for him, ending his days defiantly imprisoned, sending a message to whom we're not sure.

We can't handle the truth.

This story isn’t about what I thought it was going to be about. I am neither disappointed, nor relieved. It's just not about what I thought it was going to be about.

At least give that 10% to the victim.

She was the only one that threw a manly punch, though. #whenredditorsattack

And when the intelligent design cohort co-opts this notion, so be it.

The pressure of being noble and pure can cut both ways. He must be always as spot on with his word selection as his pristine history. There is no quarter given to the opposition in a dogfight. The difference between the race, and the governing.

He also essentially said there are no poor whites. He’s sweet and smart and good, but kind of a bumbler. Excellent VP material, for sure.

This sweet couple and their imminent offspring may be the celebrity family we’ve finally earned, if not the one we deserve. Good luck, you crazy kids [chucks under collective chin]

Shoulda stuck with tetherball.

Now we we know how to troll Scandos!