Climbing in and out of a bottle, the story of my life.

What a tool.

That was a very unimpressed “wow” there at the end. I concur.

No vaxeens neether!

Try googling “base guitar lessons” for starters.

This blind squirrel is not right twice a day, and therefore is awarded neither nuts, nor clocks, ever.

Because this right here. A certain je ne se Connecticut.

Billionaire gon’ billion