I think you missed the part where he said “No Indie Berries.”

That’s the best description of Graham Rahal that I’ve ever heard. I was happy to see him win, but mostly I was just happy to see Penske lose.

I think Marco got mentioned once when a winglet fell off of his car, but that was it.

After competing in the Oppo Rally and driving back to Pennsylvania on Sunday, I have just now finished watching the recording of the Indy 500. Alonso ran a great race. He exceeded my expectations by a large margin, and it was heartbreaking to see his car fail him like that. Before the race started, I just wanted him…

It’s aggravating when the stages are supposed to 75 laps and then the first 8 lap are under caution. It’s like they aren’t racing the amount advertised. I find myself being very critical of how long those cautions last. If the stage ending cautions didn’t count towards the lap count, I wouldn’t care how long they…

I think one of the parts that bugs me the most is that they count the laps between stages. If you’re going to artificially throw a caution, at least stop counting laps. That’s how most dirt tracks operate.

Now if they could just drop these idiotic stages, they might really be on to something!

The personal insult seems unnecessary.

My NHL team didn’t even make the playoffs and I’ve been loving every round this postseason. But go on about how nobody outside of the 2 fanbases will care about the Stanley Cup Final.

Drew, I’m shocked that you answered the immortal human question without referencing your novel, The Postmortal. It’s a good book! NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Chilis, TGIF, Applebee’s etc aren’t fast food. They might be mediocre garbage, but you’re served by a waiter and the average length of visit is over 30 minutes it’s not fast food. If you were on a long road trip and needed dinner, and your spouse said “let’s get fast food. Applebee’s?” I’m guessing you wouldn’t be…

The question I ask myself when I’m trying to define fast food is: would I be mad at my spouse if they suggested stopping there during a 10 hour road trip? Typical fast food with a drive thru is fine, and I’d be ok with something like 5 guys. But if she tried to get me to stop at something like a Panera? No good.…

I recently found this one in my neighborhood. It’s now been sitting in the grass for several weeks. I’m tempted to stop by and see if they’ll sell it for a jar of pennies. There are at least 3 shades of blue and both rear doors are red.

Fake syrup like Mrs Butterworth’s is superior to real maple syrup in every way. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

+1 Plate of Shrimp

Maybe it did. I was talking about a person’s hypothetical resume, and they had worked there from 2003-2017.

I’m sure that if the person updates their resume to say “GM Venezuela, 2003-2017, reason for leaving: hostile takeover by the government” the potential employer will get the picture.

Phillies fan here. I’m hoping he stays with The AAA team long enough for me to see him play when they come to town this summer. I live a few miles from the Phillies AAA affiliate stadium. I’ll give him a standing ovation. He’s partially responsible for the only Philadelphia championship in my lifetime.

Over the weekend, Joseph had an at bat where he swung and missed at the first three pitches. One of them hit the ground about 6 feet in front of home plate. Not even Ryan Howard would have swung at that pitch (ok, he might have swung at that pitch).

I tried to force myself to think of this car in non-stanced condition, and it’s still a CP at that price. I would have rather bought this car when it was an unmolested 325 with an automatic.