Here’s what I would characterize as a typical Berner reaction to today’s vote. Granted, people who feel this way think they represent a majority of progressives, but rather are merely a minority faction with just enough mass to be spoilers.

As long as you equate a simple loss with “centrists pushing away” you’ll never, ever become part of something that can actually get things done. The far Left is never going to represent the majority of Democrats, and every single election proves this again and again. But you act like you run the place and threaten…

Sigh. The Grammys suck. They are not about the best of the best, but of the most popular of the popular. There’s a difference. Is it possible for one of the most successful songs of the year to actually be the best song of the year? Sure. But not likely. Odds are the truly best songs of the year barely made it onto an…

DNA from remnant saliva?

Showed the picture of it to my wife and she said, “Send one to the White House.”

Man, I so wish Hillary had won. Imagine it, right now she’d be trying to govern while some in the media would be vocally critical of her actions. But that’d be about it. Same old, same old. No danger of nuclear anihilation, no threats of facist coups. No Steve Bannon. (Though maybe a Debbie Wasserman Schultz!)

I will literally punch anyone who tries to say, “Give him a chance,” to me.

I feel old(er) now.

That’s the “I don’t want my mom to see that I’m wearing a nose ring” pose.

You know Trump and Bannon are wishing hard for a domestic terror attack right now. It’s literally the only thing that will save them. If Pence has any brain at all, he’ll go Deep Throat on this shit show very soon. Te presidency is his for the taking, right up until the Sears Tower or some other building comes down.

Well, the psychologists didn’t help. They had a stack-ranking system that encouraged back-stabbing and grandstanding simultaneously. Supposedly that’s gone now, but who knows. Most of the people I worked with there have moved on.

The story goes that at Microsoft (where I worked for a while) people would actually wear a button that said, “Fuck you, I’m vested.”

I love this cartoon. It is spot on, and I hope Trump has the image burned into his corneas.

She’s a big believer in charter schools, meaning privately run grade schools. None of those pesky educational standards, rules against praying, or scientific accuracy to get in the way.

There are millions of reasons she’s qualified. They look like this:

Man, I read stories like this and all I can do is feel sorry for the poor sap of a web marketing manager who’s been told to whip up some of these pages and offers because the online agency they work for has no soul.

I was 10 when this song came out, and yes, I bought the single.

Bernie doing what Bernie does best: grabbing the spotlight for himself while offering no practical solutions to our problems.

Putin will put something in his tea after he’s outlived his usefulness to the Russians.