I stole it from another commentator. I love it.

Thanks, Alt-Lefties, for giving this guy so much attention! You helped legitimize his Russian-sponsored destruction of our election. Wheeee!

“Pay up or mortgage!”

He probably uses Scotch Tape instead of Spanx too.

Man, it keeps getting better and better, doesn’t it, #NeverHillary #JillB4Hill #BernieOrBust folks, amirite?

The voting in the primaries wasn’t rigged. Were there news stories meant to influence the outcome and did people inside the party prefer one nominee over the other? Yes. But the votes told the story. Just as Clinton won the November election by over 2 million votes and there’s no way to rig that many votes, she won…

Donald Trump, Mall Cop.

Real people work for a living. Everyone else is just lazy. (Conservative maxim I’ve had several people explain to me as why they supported Trump.)

A thousand stars. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Killing net neutrality will help services like Netflix and Youtube, who can negotiate free streaming with the carriers. Who will get killed are startups trying to compete with them.

You’re leaving out Green Acres. The three shows shared a common universe, as they say these days, and even had crossover episodes.

Yes, surely because less than half the country voted for Tang Hitler it means we now should cater our TV content to them. Bring back Tool Time, the Waltons, and a show or two about nonthreatening POC families.

The Electoral College finally has a chance (and a very good reason) to be the safety valve against a populist uprising that it was supposed to be. But it won’t.

Like MATH was able to change anyone’s mind during this election (looking at you, Bernie).

4) Relax, confident in the reality that 40% of those millenials will grow up and turn into money chasing racists, just like has happened to every other generation. Baby boomer here. Our generation turned on a fucking dime. In the Seventies, we were all peace-loving hippies, but by the 1980s when we had families and…

Too late. Three percent of Americans own 90% of the guns. Guess what the political leanings of those three percent are?

Yeah, Kellogs announces that NOW they can no longer advertise on Briebart. Now? You mean it’s only their actions of the last few weeks that finally made you drop them?

Thanks, Bernie. That makes up for all the rigged election talk that gave us this disaster.

I read once (decades ago, actually) that for every foot sea level rises, you loose a hundred feet of land (measuring from the beach back to the dunes).

Stoned furries.