They misspelled felated.

Thank you for not being Trump’s campaign manager.

Hey, but, #NeverHillary, amirite?

Imagine the benefits to autism research if she were to champion it as First Lady. But, no. They are simply ashamed of their son and want to hide him away.

I’d much rather be dreaming it was a zombie apocalypse. At least I could feel like I could do something to stop it.

No. No. No. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I support the recounts, but highly doubt anything will change. And I also believe there were things done before the vote (kicking people off voter rolls, the Comey attack, etc.) that probably turned the election. But you can’t overturn an election based on those things.

More and more I think this is just fund-raising/reputation repair by the Stein camp. The Pro Publica article throws serious cold water on both Trump’s assertions of millions of fraudulent votes and the idea of hacked machines in Stein’s recount states:

It’s the way they angle the aisles. I get lost if I have to go to the back to look for ibuprofen.

What kind of cheese?

Yep. Troll.

Actually, that’s a map of states (at the county level, actually) drawn proportional to their populations. But thanks for playing.

More likely, it’s the loss of Gawker.com as a supplier of visitors to the other sites. But go ahead and fit the data to whichever personal theory you have.

Drumpf is so scared right now. Why? Because it’s exactly what he planned to do if he lost the race (contest results everywhere). And he was assuming he’d win if he contested. He’s mad that he’s being bested at his own racket.

“...until he implodes with a wet pop...”

Yep, fucking naval-gazing lefties who put their personal feelings above doing what was right for the country.

No. It is all about who has a shot at winning. The fucking Republicans know that, so all their talk of not endorsing Trump or writing in someone else failed.

Man, it’s like you have a “How to be a Troll” book and are following a set of instructions.

It’s common for trolls who are not winning their argument to focus on typos instead. It’s a form of ad hominem attack. I’ve never encountered one who defended that tactic so forcefully as you have though.

Troll.