chronoguardrebel
Chronoguard Rebel
chronoguardrebel

TRUTH. My favorite are women’s magazines that promise “8 great summer hairstyles!” All of which are straight hair or telling straight haired people how to get “beach waves.” Why do curly haired people not register with any of these people?

Most self-called beauty experts don’t have the first idea what to do with curly hair, let alone black women’s hair.

I tried using my boner to write with, once. The pen taped onto it really didn’t work that well, my hips got really tired trying to do fine movements, and the tape hurt a lot coming off.

Not a fan of this attitude. It makes the artist come across as a little too high on themselves. As long as the concert go-er isn’t blocking anyone else from seeing or enjoying their time then shut the fuck up. You get your money either way Rih-rih.

... why did Star Trek have to be remade? Why did Fright Night? Why would literally any massively popular and moderately original movie be remade? Because the movie business is, first and foremost, a business, and they want to make money.

“She leaned over me, her divine hair blazing in the sun—I don’t know what she was wearing—and she cooed, ‘stick your prick in me.’ Her celestial body descended, like a pilgrim, on my throbbing pecker. I failed to satisfy her lusty heaving body. Humiliation scourged me, her impossibly large eyes resentful. I regretted

You know why, right?

The bubble dress is gorgeous. I saw it and hoped the MET has an ocean theme next year. It’s really the only time I can see someone really going for it in that. It would be amazeballs though for someone to just show up in it on a random red carpet.

These were pretty gorgeous and really did rock the theme well. My fave. My fave would rock this, but not that hair.

Some of these look like arashi shibori; a Japanese resist dye technique which involves pleating fabric. Contemporary Western textile artists often leave the pleats in, and construct garments as architectural forms.

getting paid to post a picture of you holding a product you dont even use is my dream life TBH. such easy cash

Aren't you up a bit late for a school night?

Wow. Her statement is so incredibly eloquent and spot -on. I really hope that she will find some sort of peace.

As a certified comtesse*, I assure you: you can never have too much debaucherous sex in depictions of 17th century French nobility. We nobles are filthy, filthy animals.

I legit love this song. I will never outgrow girl groups.

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Yes! I perform (and run) a traveling circus and burlesque troupe & I perform with local circus and burlesque groups when home. We are very tiny though!

I still haven’t forgiven FOX for canceling Almost Human. That show was great. FOX is trash.