Mr. Elthwaite and Mrs. Quint can go grumble and bond over their hatred of goats. I am right there with you...I have wanted goats for so long. Fresh goat milk every day?? Are you KIDDING me??

Wait. Wait. There’s a new baby giraffe in Santa Barbara? For real? Is it out for public viewing yet?

Sounds like a keeper!!

Ditto. And the time I tried to wear a thong.

GIVE ME ALL OF THE FLOWER CROWNS!!!

the dark green deep plunge? oooohh my god give it to me

Under Shania Law, everyone must wear men’s shirts and short skirts. Oh-whoa-oh-oh.

Confession...I've never seen Love Actually.

Instead of Die Hard or Love Actually, just watch the greatest Christmas movie of all time: Brazil. Not the Love Conquers All version, but the original. You won’t regret it.

Start listing and debunking all his top ten talking point fallacies, alphabetically and phone/videotape the reaction.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

Trump has been getting a lot of comparisons Hitler lately, but this strikes me as familiar to another murderous dictator: Kim Jong Il. Like, we’re told Donald Trump’s health would be the best of any president in history, that he’s got the most amazing memory ever seen, that he’ll solve all our problems because he’s…

Those towels are perfectly hung.

screw it, just buying myself this for christmas and calling it a day.

Once professional people start calling you ‘Queen’ in public, you better have someone by your side who keeps you grounded. Kind of a ‘memento mori’.

Hello, Scarecrow. I’ll see you in my nightmares.

Ha! I maintain the question we should be asking is not, “What would Jesus do,” but “what would Tim Gunn do?” The world would be a better place.

Oh many I LOVE rediscovering a polish you forgot you had. Also, I really need a better solution, but :