Um, Karyn, would you like to address the “chicken wings” comment? People are not amused. Would you like to explain why you didn’t just mention it like you would mention anything else, but had to put that “cough” business in there? I mean, we know exactly what you meant, but please do try to explain yourself.

Not completely related, but speaking of baby animals and instant zen, here is a local farmer from our area (north bay) holding a snoozing three-day-old baby goat. I miss being in their CSA. Goat cuddling days were the best.

Between her collaborations with Terry Richardson, her support for Floyd Mayweather, and the misogynistic lyrics that appear in her music, my feeling is that Beyonce can officially eat shit.

Yeah, Cersei is actually really bad at the Game of Thrones, but she THINKS she’s amazing at it. Which is probably the worst kind of player to be.

I don’t have much to say except that I enjoyed reading this and I’ll take some more, please. My personal style is more 30s inspired because I wear simpler eye looks or no eye makeup and I love lipstick (I have big brows, though). But I find 60s makeup so interesting with the sharp lines in the crease, the white…

There are never enough babies to kill.

I mean, my method of shoving it down her throat and screaming “EAT THIS NOW!”, is probably considered a little unorthodox but, you know, it works.

“You’re making money off of black pain.”

When we got married, we had a sweet pup named Kenobi, which is why he’s sporting the brown cape.

I’m Chinese & my husband is Korean. To simplify things on our wedding weekend, we didn’t do any traditional Chinese or Korean wedding rites. But we gave a nod to both our individual heritages via our caketoppers: me in a traditional Chinese wedding garment, and he in a traditional Korean wedding garment:

I’m having an Alice in Wonderland wedding and I’m getting one of those crazy topsy turvy cakes and there are going to be flamingos around the whole ceremony. This is the cake topper we got. =D

Lemurs! Because they’re cute. From BonjourPoupette on Etsy.

We had a Frank Lloyd Wright Darwin Martin House Window inspired cake, that we topped with a nautilus shell (part of our wedding invitation was based on the golden spiral, which I also sport as a tattoo). Lucky for us, the gallery curator was amazing and worked really hard to do a group show of artists who were all…

My husband and I met playing World of Warcraft, so of course our topper had to be our characters.

Otters!!! Who doesn’t love otters?

I love the little TARDIS/Doctor on the side!

I made this topper out of jewelry contributed by friends and family, typewriter keys, beads, and vintage velveteen ribbon. We nerded out by adding a TARDIS and the 10th Doctor on the side of the bottom layer.