I have a dirty confession...I think these dresses are cute as shit. They remind me of the shifts Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby.

But alas, I am poor, fat, white trash. Maybe if I throw a NASCAR jacket over one of them?

Zooey Deschanel is not nor has she ever been “adorkable,” claims Zooey Deschanel.

Zooey has been banging this drum pretty loudly for the last few years.

Sex appeal for a woman, it’s safe to understate, is notably fraught. It’s a power you learn to long for yet simultaneously loathe. It is paradoxical at every turn: You can crave the adoration of men while being made deeply uncomfortable by it when it happens. You can long to be considered beautiful while wishing to…

If the “gay panic” defense is no longer viable, why is the “POC panic” defense still being used effectively by killer cops?

GOOD FOR HER.

Men are just hardwired to be better at birthing babies than women. It’s science.

I hate the “women are emotionally intelligent” line because it freaking hurts me that every takes it as fact, hell means it as a compliment to all women! I am not emotionally intelligent. If someone does not verbalize what they want, I do not know it. I have issues with tone and expression. Passive aggressive hints…

I’m sorry, what? Nigel, you’re good at playing a game, you’re not a scientist or a doctor, you’re last century’s version of MLG Pro, that doesn’t mean you know shit about neurology, evolution, or biology.

Other things men are hardwired to do better than women. 1. Rape and kill women. (I’ll stop there.)

If men are supposed to be better at chees then why the is the most powerful piece in the game the Queen?

I mean.

The problem is the fucking law is structured in such a way that saying “I was scared” is a fucking Get-Out-Of-Prosecution-Free card. What kind of fucking standard of evidence is that? All you have to do as a police officer is claim you were scared for your life at the time you FUCKING KILLED SOMEONE WITHOUT CAUSE and…

The time it took for him to draw his weapon could have been equally spent stepping on the accelerator. He chose to shoot instead.

If one of us did that, WE’D BE IN FUCKING PRISON.

No charges for the illegal weapon he had?!? At the very least you would have thought that would have stuck!

“I’m glad to be alive. I saved my life that night.”

“Any police officer especially would have reacted in the exact same way I reacted”