I wondered why they skipped that? They need a real curler in the house. 

A story is posted about a 15-year-old girl being sexually groomed by her mentor and your response is “But she became a stripper!”

There needs to be an “Epic Husband Meltdown Stories” column after that.

Or at least get another steak and fry it with a Cinnamon Toast Crunch coating!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! That’s amazing. Can’t match that. But I have a good beer/tour story:

Brad Marchand is legitimately a piece of shit.

As much as I hate the Blues, this joke is not good.

Mass Circle Jerks, got it

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

The thing that is different though is that Phil is an elite player. So he’s not some fat goateed middle reliever who can throw a good inning every few games. He’s out there on the top line as one of the top scorers on the team that just won the Stanley Cup. Can’t really think of too many examples of elite players that…

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

If criminals were smart they wouldn’t be criminals.

That’s okay, the Cobalt doesn’t qualify as a great anything.

How DARE YOU buy a truck that fits your needs and budget!

I was referring to the rape accusations.

No good beer, though?

I hope BAT does a follow up story on this one. The BAT community is second to none, it’d be nice to see this come full circle explanation.

I didn’t know they kept their field mics inside the toilet reservoirs in Cleveland.

Nope, no way to make birds racist.