“What an amazing tribute.” - Dan Snyder

Another NHL season skates by with Deadspin still refusing to investigate the fact that Keith Jones is clearly Mike Milbury’s illegitimate son.

That's not how you play Knifey Spooney.

Canucks over Bruins in 2011...because fuck Boston

No tools using electricity, like an hair dryer or heat gun.

I think you’ve got it backward, my friend. It’s more like: a lot of terrible players ended up on the mid-late ’90s Rangers.

Looks like Watt may have broken his hand jerking off again.

WE REQUEST A HATCH!
Sincerely, every Jalopnik commenter.

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE

Those google searches would take me somewhere I don't want to go.

Yep it’s like putting or shooting a free throw. Pressure just gives you the yips.

Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman don’t you mess with Adam Eaton.

Nope, this is in Eagle River. There is an adult full check league that plays there and usually has home games during pond hockey weekend. The done is packed with people drunk to the gills. This is one of those.

So if Money Manziel got a concussion, snuck to vegas wore a disguise of a blonde wig and glasses and possibly a mustache and then he geotagged a photo of him and his dog in his apartment, I think I kind of respect it. I mean it’s some next level deception.

Well, we know it’s not beer.

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground