Enter 2015 Holden Sandman

also, the tail lights look awesome. no photo above but here one is...

Pics or it doesn’t count.

Or Portlandia episodes.

I hope they call it the Scrambler.

Not surprising, Kane was asking for it.

But Marge, that little guy hasn’t done anything yet. Look at him! He’s gonna do something and you know its gonna be good.

A police spokesman says the source of this story is actually a song by The Tragically Hip.

He’s American. (I do wonder how much that played against him in Toronto.)

One Of These Days This Will End Poorly

“Turn right at the CVS®, where you can pick up a delicious Red Bull® to continue your drive”

I want 8 exhaust pipes and I want this car to constantly be blaring music from F-Zero. Its the only way.

At first I thought, not bad, looks pretty cool. Then I saw this. Did they let the Fast and Furious fanboy club design the rear end? The wing with those lights looks like Thor’s Helmet. And no you do not need 4 exhaust pipes when you have 4 cylinders

People are going to go apeshit when she awards a first down for advancing 7.8 yards.

Preeeeetty sure it's a Lambo, bro.

Fans in Toronto wanted to throw burgers on the ice too, but the concession stand workers said their supply mysteriously disappears 25 minutes before every game.

THIS is the proper way to check your brakes.

Google BYU fight.