It really says something remarkable when i didn’t even mention the guy they had who hit 600 career HR and went into the Hall.
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Have you ever seen Duke lose? Coach K’s red face, emphasized by his clearly unnatural dark hair. The shot of a dark blue crowd of punchable-looking faces who camped outside of the stadium for a week just to see their team lose.
Philisophical question: can you call it a rivalry when one of the teams wins once a decade?
“I know Warriors basketball is 5, 6, 7 passes in a possession, but we’re not going to get that at this point. We throw it five or six times and it’s going to end up in a guy’s hands who is trying to give it back to somebody else.”
That’s kinda the joke.
When the guy accused of rape
Next your gonna tell me that batting average is an outdated metric too. Why was it on the back of my baseball cards, then?!?!
It feels wrong to say this, but SICK BURN!
LeBron’s hair looks like a post-wildfire satellite image of California.
It’s almost like Toronto’s front office negotiated some kind of backroom deal for an asset they value in exchange for cash and the potential that a former MVP might help Cleveland win a World Series before their window comes crashing shut in 2020.
But, in order for us to believe that was the case, Toronto’s front…
“At that moment, some rival officials said, the Jays should have pulled back Donaldson from waivers because he was not healthy.”
Troy Vincent work for the NFL and was one of the shitheads that railroaded Tom Brady.
[takes a hit of meth]
Mark Davis’ godawful bowl cut makes more sense now. It’s hiding Al’s face a la Harry Potter.
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And BP, baby!
I blame Tiger Woods. Remember that weird ass commercial after all his scandals broke with his dead father voiced over a solemn looking Tiger saying shit like “What are thinking” (and it turned out, obviously, his father was talking about something else entirely, like a tournament where he kept missing fairways or…
Art got Sarah Huckabee eyes.
I blame Jeter, that sniveling fuckstick. I hope he gets eaten by a manatee.