As a Browns fan I wasn’t really into drafting him.I wanted Darnold.I have never been so glad to have been wrong. 

Went to see these dudes in the Tremont neighborhood of Cleveland tonight.Akron kids.Came away super impressed.Very QOTSA vibe.Support your local musicians and pay for their music.✊🏻

I grew up in a comedy club and I swear to god that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my life. 

As a Browns fan I approve this comment.Great there is finally some talent but let’s pump the brakes and go over .500 before we start talking about Super Bowls. 

Pretty sure The League did a bit on this exact thing.  

I once worked at a radio station here in Cleveland and would occasionally be called upon to write copy(station is famous for being cheap despite its national branding)and I was told if it was going to be read by the host on the biggest show to ALWAYS write stuff like that phonetically because the guy was a pompous…

How did that team not win a World Series?Fuck Joe Table.

As a Browns fan I can tell you that with enough booze that yes,you can.

I do some radio work for HS football in Cleveland and I didn’t think anywhere went as crazy over it as they do here.I once covered a 3 OT playoff game that was nearly as wild as this.Mitch Trubisky leading Mentor over St.Ignatius(Alma Mater of NFL guys LeCharles Bentley,Anthony Gonzalez and a few others).The…

“So...are we not doing ‘phrasing’ anymore? Cause I really feel like we need to work that back into the rotation” Sterling Archer 

Man,this is a historic day.Has to be the first time in Deadspin history that teams with shitty rosters get mentioned in an article and the Browns aren’t one of them.I’m nearly in tears.Thank you,Lauren.

I believe in Buffalo that’s a mating call. 

The franchise tag was originally negotiated to keep QBs with their franchises but since that wasn’t specifically written into the CBA NFL teams have abused it.Fucking shocking. 

If I were Bell I’d be calling Troy Vincent and demanding those assholes be removed just like I’ve called the National branch of my union and asked for an officer be removed because he called the BWC to (falsely) report the people that ran against him for Workman’s comp fraud.If you’re in the union management is NOT…

Right about the time BP pumped about a billion gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico.South Park did a good episode on it.

They were 11-5 in ‘94 but not particularly entertaining while riding Vinny Testaverde and the Giants Belichick brought with him.’95 they were 5-11 and it was their last season in Cleveland before moving to Baltimore for the the ‘96 season.

I hope Art has to watch “highlights” of the ‘95 Browns season on loop for eternity.

I believe that she the #2 combo at Skyline.

I like that Landry seems to want to be in cleveland, isn’t just in town to collect a golden parachute(looking at you Dwayne Bowe).Let’s see how this act holds up when they are 2-11.

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