I am right there with you, I successfully predicted the shiftiness of every Browns QB draft pick since their return (not really that hard), and have been gladly eating crow since he proved me wrong. 

Same here.

My God, it’s actually fun to be a Browns fan again.

“Hi, I’d like to report a murder.

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

“exchanging post-win handshakes”

my favorite part is when the outfielder in the second error flops to the ground like willie mayes hayes

Gotta say, it would be a hell of a finish to the pump up the crowd video montage at an AFC rival’s stadium ... looking at you, Buffalo.

Oh I’’ll definitely watch it. I’ll hate myself for it, but I’ll watch it. 

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

Is it time to think about abolishing football? I’m all for it, mostly just to stick it to Browns fans when they’re at their most hopeful and vulnerable. 

To all the folks trying to tell me that Browns jokes aren’t valid anymore because “ZOMG they are Super Bowl contenders!”, I’m glad you are excited about your team, but until they make the playoffs, I feel like LOLBrowns jokes are still valid.

I love that I know the joke without even hitting play.

Actually, it’s:

[shaking head, turns off the podcast in disgust]