My favorite running gag of camp so far is hearing Landry talk about how the Browns are a playoff team as if he knows what a playoff team looks like.

The sky should be dark, because all the stars should be on your comment.

Shouldn't be too much of a surprise -- James has been receding for a while and Kyrie was always one step away from going over the edge.

This, not the militia jerkoff fantasy of playing army in the woods, is why we have the 2nd Amendment

OH, Jaret Wright. That name alone is enough to make me reach for some whiskey even though its ‘97 degrees outside....

So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

This is like the Zapruder film of basketball pussies.

As a Spurs fan, I am also okay with this, though I’m unhappy that this Kawhi thing is even happening...

I’m a Lebron fan first. Let him leave in peace.

To me she will always be BW3.

I assume there are other readers my age who grew up in Ohio.

Meanwhile, here in Sacramento people are having fever dreams about drafting Doncic and getting Boogie back in free agency.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

Belle is going into the Hall of Fame. The Asshole Hall of Fame but it’s a Hall of Fame.

It was Mike Hargrove. I think 1999. The Rays did it under Maddon

“See guys? Not so easy keeping two sets of books,” -Bernie Madoff.

LeBron could dig up Rob Ford’s corpse and leave him courtside with a crack pipe and it would be less disrespectful than what he does to them in the game.

Bartolo Colon is the last remaining Expo.