This is scary...I mean, a brain aneurysm? That’s like, my third biggest fear.

It would be absolute madness and yet I would not be entirely shocked.

To be fair, if they drafted Josh Allen (which, dear god no, he’s going to be garbage), they absolutely should not play him right away. In fact, they should probably play him never.

+1 Caribbean Queen

Get off of your knees...

That is, until they also sign McCarron for no reason.

Yeah, McCarron wasn’t going there just to be a bridge QB until the guy they draft in a few weeks is ready, and committing to him as the long-term starter would’ve meant a much bigger contract than he deserves. I like getting Taylor to take the snaps early, but that was the easy part. Now, they need to nail the pick…

As a scientist, I can tell you I have blinded dozens of squirrels and released them into the wild. None have ever found a nut. There’s your evidence. You’re welcome.
Now if you excuse me, I need to keep the neighbor cat from eating all the dead squirrels on my front lawn.

Love the parade and that people love the Browns enough to gather in such cold weather by both degree and wind chill (0, -16, respectively). Also they donated $14k to the Cleveland food bank. Kudos!

He really should be making plans to get his PhD if he wants to avoid the Browns.

I hear ya. “In the Air Tonight” is a phenomenal song.

Everybody poops man, EVERYONE!

Hank does not care for this. Go blue!

Right after you chop off two appendages, you’ll double check the Browns sent the right email. They won’t have.

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

We are talking about the people Facebooking and Tweeting him being imbeciles. There is no Trumpcare. It is Obamacare. He is trolling these people into visiting the website, signing up, and seeing that the program isn’t the work of the devil like they have been propagandized too. But they all think it is this amazing…

Randy Moss played at MARSHALL GODDAMN UNIVERSITY, not FSU.

Came to FSU after Notre Dame withdrew his scholarship. Had to boot him because he smoked pot. Would’ve had him, Peter Warrick and Laveranues Coles at wideout that year.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

The best part of being a Browns fan is: if the entire NFL just falls completely apart, I will barely be able to tell the difference.