a little of column A, a little of column B

That is entirely too plausible for it to happen to the Browns. However he gets to Pittsburgh, it’ll be far more unlikely and stupid.

Let me have these few hours of hope, man.

Joe Haden’s already volunteered to clean out Martavis Bryant’s locker for him.

Best news I’ve heard as a Browns fan since...uh...Bernie Kosar was pretty cool?

And baby, you got a stew goin

Fascism is not to be debated. It is to be smashed.

No, it’s fine to punch Nazis. If we wanted to talk them in to not being Nazis, we wouldn’t have stormed the beaches of Normandy.

The Cavs own the Nets’ unprotected first round pick this year.

No. Now if you said something to the extent of telling people to do something then that could be a fine line. However, we are watched all the time with everything we enter on the internet or even your phone so, it doesn’t really matter.

Hope not. I have tweeted at him to “drop dead” at least 3 times a week for the last few months.

FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK what if I just starred it?

Well I for one want to make it crystal clear that I, Señor Bolognese, am absolutely and categorically not threatening President 45, USA, when I say that I hope that he chokes on a chicken bone from KFC, and dies a painful strangling type death.

I hope he responds by dying.

Nah. It’s like hoping it snows. You aren’t going to the superintendent of your school district’s house in the middle of the night before freezing temperatures and spraying their yard with water to trick them into thinking it snowed. You’re just hoping the weather does it on its own.

Not in the least.

Typical Deadspin. Nobody appreciates the gravity of this story. Least of all Perkins or Kennedy.

“You would go to Cleveland, and it would be at nighttime, and things would be going on, but you just see a vast difference in terms of what the Midwest is — Cleveland — and what Boston is.”

So just like his dipshit son lies about crossfit, his dipshit dad lies about golf.

And that’s why I start with the insults on them.