You may be a Hollow Log, but that was solid shit

13 strikes and a grand slam. It’s like a Denny’s restaurant health inspection grade.

“Wow, that trickle down shit really works.”

It was given to him by a loan shark

I’m guessing it was just a matter of time before some skinhead douche figured out that “Banjo Elmers” was an anagram for LeBron James.

“Yeah, like the guy in the $3,500 baseball tee is going to give you any actual in-game strategy. Come on!”

It’s hard to kick ass at life when you’re living in your mom’s basement. Oh... I misread his last name as Commenter.

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

In Game 2, Stevens will try a new strategy of putting Thomas on Crowder. I mean literally. Isaiah Thomas will sit on Jae Crowder’s shoulders. That’s his best shot at stopping LBJ.

Not trying to be “that guy,” but it’s spelled “lien,” and as best I can tell, Harden is current on all of his loans.

1Oak sounds like a pretty lame club with policies like this.

Well, I mean, he didn’t go too deep.

I thought this was gonna be a quote by Jim Tomsula. But that’s good! I appreciate a joke that goes deeper.

“So what? Sleeping in a car is easy.”

Too many people involved. A Rod has to be the centaur of attention.

You said you are from Houston so I read this in an “angry oil tycoon” voice. It was a good choice in my opinion.

I’m glad Dr. Johnny Fever found a career after radio.

Barcos

In case of Splash Brother landing, your interviewer’s cushiony next question can be used as a floatation device.

You’re really, really bad at this. These are are some awful posts.