Yeah... They traded up to get him. It’s right in the headline, man.

the LeBrons are outselling his 3-1?

i believe that is known as “being high”

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

That’s a bold as hell, almost even Cavalier, take

When Golden State gets three wins in a series, it’s over. Shut it down.

What’s the big deal? I’m not aware of any situation in the NBA in which some shit talking between fans and players escalated into a serious situation.

“...though...”

“...though...”

“Where are you from?”

The word itself makes some men feel uncomfortable.

Most elite skateboarding dogs are bulldogs? Look at Patrick the Greek over here with his analysis.

poor guy didn’t know the deer was Blitzen.

Brian Urlantler

If he believed he was healed, he needed to show it.

Only a handful of ESPN affiliates are actually operated by ESPN (New York, Chicago, Boston, a handful of others). Cleveland is not, they just have a contract to run ESPN programming. To support your point, they are not ESPN employees, but Good Karma ones.

I’d like to think I would pull my hand away at the last second and brush back my luscious locks, but I am a bald Sixers fan so I can’t really imagine fighting for first or the hair.

He’s one perceived slight away from blowing a mystery powder in an opponent’s eyes while the ref’s back is turned.

Is Sarah Jessica Parker elite?

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…