Great visual, although unless he can monetize his masturbation, I question this.

*Masturbating furiously*

NO, FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!

The best way for James Harden to have his teammates’ back is for him to make sure his wrist doesn’t hurt so badly that he shoots them out of the playoffs.

Tim Tebow’s Mom Would Have Aborted His Baseball Career

There is nothing in the world I’m more certain of than I am that Barry Bonds has the wrist and core strength to square up a 90+ mph fastball right now.

“Amateurs.”

Josh and Luke are the Aldi private label versions of Peyton and Eli.

Good take but you’re leaving something out. The media and fans have, ad nauseam, ad infinitum, shouted that your career is worthless without rings and the regular season doesn’t matter. So how can they blame teams for resting guys so they’re ready for the playoffs?

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

Sure it is. I stand by what I said - if you can’t be entertained at an NBA game despite the very best players not playing, you shouldn’t waste your money going to the game, period.

Honestly, if you can’t find a way to be entertained at an NBA game notwithstanding that one or both teams’ best players aren’t playing, you probably shouldn’t waste your money. Watch it at a sports bar.

bofa as in bofa deez nuts

Don’t be a dildo.

Still the same owner who listens to homeless people for the advice.

When Wu-Tang Forever came out I was a junior in high school. I skipped school and drove 1.5 hours to buy it because I lived in a small rural town with no record store or mall or anyplace other than Walmart to buy CDs, then drove home listening the entire time, went straight into my bedroom and listened to it on…

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Always happy to set up a better joke. +1

Mostly White Russians.

My Washington sources tell me it’s because he was talking to the Russians.