For those who aren’t familiar with the conversion math, that’s equivalent to 264 in wrestling years.

It’s bat season.

Not to be outdone on pop culture expertise, Republican members of Congress wheeled in their very own theater organ to accompany a showing of The Birth of a Nation in support of rolling back voting rights.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

But he’s the most harmless thing. Something Fab loved from his childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy him.

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

Great article. Thank you. I appreciate you reviewing the history of the treaty and its importance then and now.

Can I just say, the best thing about “Boom Goes the Dynamite” is in that second part. “Passes it to the man.” Like, more than just the fact that this guy doesn’t know the names of the players in the clip he’s dryly attempting to highlight... it sounds like The Man has taken a break from persecuting the marginalized…

So I glanced at your posting history and it consists almost entirely of you kvetching in Deadspin about how you just wanna talk about sports, though you occasionally seem to post on other Kinja boards (that you presumably like more) *about how fucking much you hate Jezebel and the ‘Far Left’*. I’m sure the other…

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

Give the guy some credit, he murdered that pre-game pep talk. Just stabbed the shit out of it. 

Steve Bannon looks like the birthday clown that has a restraining order to not be within 100 yards of a Chuck E. Cheese.

Steve Bannon looks like the odd man out at a swingers party attended by Ted Cruz.

Steve Bannon looks like he discovered freebasing discount gin.

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They need to cut costs and slash inventory. Maybe they could bring back Ray Lewis as a spokesman.

I’m fucking the tortoise. Was that the question?

I think that was actually an Antonio Cromartie quote.

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

I am so fucking confused by cuck’s resurgence. It was a word I had literally never heard outside of referring to a very specific type of porn until last year, and in the last year I’ve seen it used un-ironically (I think?) as an insult from people on the right literally hundreds of times. It’s such a weird word to…