Tommy Boy is a timeless classic.

Three armed robberies, eh? Well he couldn’t have acted alone, at the very least he needed someone else to be the third arm.

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

Cuban Missedcall Crisis?

Chokeghazi!

I see where you’re going with this but it’s not like the Warriors blew a 3-1 Series Final lead on their home court or anything...

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No, I am in charge of that

Do they also misspell Hershey’s?

Need the daylight. You don’t sell the stream, you sell the shimmer.

*Watersportsgate

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Millionaire cry baby. You think I can use that excuse to get out of my next shift at Taco Bell? No fucking way.

Not true! ‘Oedipus Complex’ is my go to pornhub search

“Guys look how short my new shorts are!”
“That’s nuts!”
“Technically it’s the tip, but close enough.”

Oh, you mean that band that Paul McCartney was in before Wings?

you idiot, pariah is the one with malfunctioning speakers on new years eve

...with 1,000 more walks and 100 more points of OBP. Get out of here with this Kingman shit and keep that for Adam Dunn.

Get the fuck out with things you’re not willing to take two seconds to fact check. Seriously, what a fucking joke of a statement.

You’re trying to say Thome (612 home runs, 17% walk rate, .276/.402/.554, 145 wRC+, 147OPS+) is a “modern” Dave Kingman (442 home runs, 8.2% walk rate, .236/.302/.478, 113 wRC+, 115OPS+,…

If Dave Kingman had significantly more power, had a batting average 40 points higher, drew another 60 walks a year, and had half again as much playing time as he actually did, he’d be an easy Hall of Famer, just like Thome.