chrisp15
Chrisp
chrisp15

Being asked to follow the law is not harassment.

The quiz ended up saying nice things about me, so it must be wrong. 

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“The president has food poisoning, it’s coming out of both sides.”

When the said the Democrats needed a big tent, I didn’t think they meant to fumigate the White House! HEYO!

I still can’t believe the ego it takes to run in an election with no plan, no ideas, no reason except to sate their own ego.

“We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term,” Graham said.....

I know that absentee/mail-in ballots aren’t accounted for (if they even will be and if they'll change anything) but I am still weeping.

Thank you so much.  This is like therapy for me.

I’m so stressed I’m actually using my Hitachi Magic Wand on my shoulders

Guess I have to preempt Trump’s bullshit by declaring myself president as of right now.

Incentivizing child smuggling and trafficking, huh? I guess that would look something like this:

I had a brain damaged dog named Kayleigh. She was dumb but sweet. She always had a goofy smile.

Only cow eggs are dairy.

Well clearly the Takeout needs to ask a whole bunch of celebrities if pie is a sandwich.

Fucking masturbate in the work toilet stalls like a well adjusted person.

Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do today,Rush!

When I got to be of legal age the first thing I got at the liqour store was a small bottle of Amontilado! I did not try to poison or wall anyone up... Yet 😁

Oh, come on now, he doesn’t look a day over “three hundred pounds of rancid fat in a Hefty bag left to rot in the sun”