Hey, “that guy” is here!

Kansas City - There’s one in Overland Park, around 103rd and Metcalf. There’s actually a small “Little Korea” thing going, with:

All chaps are assless, that’s why they aren’t called pants.

Advice for inexperienced passengers:

As a certified professor of dickology, I think I can safely say... that’s a shlong.

It’s funny cause its bugs...

As an actual comedian, we talk about punching up vs down *all the time.* The only comedians who DON’T care about that discussion are unrepetant assholes.

My mom once “cancelled Halloween” for the entire neighborhood (her suggestion that our neighborhood have a followup trick-or-treat because there was an ice storm on Halloween didn’t make it down the phone tree intact), and after that, she bought full-size candy bars as though it was her fault.

I tried to do a clever dig, but man. Fuck you John. Eat shit.

*Stepping in as “That Guy”*

Don’t know what Tigger flags represent, but Pooh flags let travelers know that your house is a safe space they can come and walk around with no pants on.

It was kind of satisfying to watch the right-wing nutjob get eaten in the first couple of seconds.

“I think your grandma’s a zombie”

It does make sense. I mean, based on current real world information, racists are among the group least likely to seek out vaccinations or other medical assistance in the event of a zombie plague. I bet they just lost their MAGA hats in the zombie shuffle.

Yeah, I came in thinking it was just some sounds that kinda sound like it, but no that’s straight up the N-word

I was expecting it to be a little more open to interpretation. But those sound clips are yikes. 

Is she pretending she’s pregnant in that photo? 

You have every right to be mad with the situations your coworkers are putting everyone in- this whole pandemic is maddening. But the hostility here is unnecessary- we are not all in the same situation, we don’t all have in person jobs right now, so the risk assessment for each individual is different. For example if…

“...[McCain] even turned down a contributor role at ABC News...”