Yo

Wish you the best getting through what I’m sure is going to be a nationwide headache that likely last at least a month. Just know that you’re welcome here, for whatever an online community can do to make you feel less isolated. 

Have you caught the rational? I remember Trump making a big huff about taking a drug test before the debates with Hillary. Is there some accusation now of Biden being on drugs or is this more of Trump projecting because he’s worried about passing a drug test?

I’m sorry, but wasn’t there a story a while ago about how multiple people were workshopping and posting to his Twitter? Couldn’t anyone else who had access to his account remove that tweet?

Matt Gaetz gets that Biden isn’t currently president, right?

Because we all know that the true enemy is numbers.

Easy enough solution: find a new job

Well, it is officially June. New month, new plague!

Should also be pointed out that when most cops are fired, if they’re union members, then the union sues for them to be rehired. Just part of the pattern that’s in place.

And definitely no masks. Masks aren’t masculine. Who wants a rally full of betas? It should be in the rules that no masks are permitted.

The other frightening thing about opening up Georgia: if a business is opened back up but someone doesn’t want to report to work for fear of catching the virus and then they’re let go, that means they no longer qualify for unemployment. The pessimist in me sees this as a way for the government to do what they can to…

I have always described myself as slippery when wet.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk everything

Westworld has another escaped host. Must be from the outer regions where all the terrors live.

He is raising this “vote against your interests” to an art form.

It’s a no from me, but I would never judge someone for whom it is a yes.

No shame here, just making sure that if you’re going to wear your kinks on your ... *ahem* ... sleeve, you know that they’re there.

Psst. Your kinks are showing.

What's wide, hard, and covered in semen? The field outside of this bull semen factory that exploded. 

The way I eat it? Yes!