Republicans: “Can’t vote is out of they’re all dead.”

That’s disappointing that this is the general reaction you’ve received. From my perspective, someone that is from the outside looking in, I’m always fascinated to hear about people’s experiences along avenues that I haven’t traveled. I don’t speak for other’s, but anecdotes are always appreciated since that’s what…

Seconded

Well lets fix that: happy birthday!

Why? Because of how much time he spends handling his wood ... en bat?

I’m surprised how into golf he is. Have you seen his reaction to eagles?

I mean, what’s the worst that would happen? You become president?

You can just lean into the, “You know nothing Jon Snow,” and think of all the things there are to teach him.

Good to hear there’s someone else out there doing the Lord’s work ... culinarily, you understand.

I mean, if you really want to tear into it.

The only fault I can find with the video is that they did not maintain consistency by placing a small pea at the top of the part in the chicken breast. Just a pleasant little surprise to really make your meal burst ... with flavor.

But it stretches on long enough to become unfunny, which feels very on brand of Leno.

I didn’t think I’d be starting my day with an erection, but here we are.

Does this make you feel like the plot is now kind of on rails since we, likely rightly, assume that Stephen dropped us in the one scenario out of fourteen million + that ended in the Avengers winning? I guess there’s still a question of the cost and if this will be a Pyrrhic victory, but we’ll see. Worst case we lose…

That’s right, burn for it.

Also the number of zeros that should be included, where you place the comma to separate hundreds from thousands. It’s just, come on. I know it’s a small gripe, but math is my life.

I would second that, and add a hearty fuck this fucking fuck.

Long days and pleasant nights, sai

I came here to make this comment, but alas, the world moves too fast for these old bones.

Please, won’t someone think of the children ... with peanut allergies. What happens when a dog eats the peanut butter then goes home to lick the allergic child and trigger anaphylaxis? /s