White guys are just looking for a reaction, any sort of validation to know that we have an impact on this world. I grasp the inherent irony.

Good God, don’t start the series and then try to stop in the middle while you wait for a partner, shop for a ring, and figure out your delivery. You’ll never last. This is a binge or die show. Plan accordingly.

“Look, I found the woman I love. I found the woman I want to marry ... and this beer isn’t going to drink itself.”

“I don’t know how it is to lose. I’ll have to ask if you’re really curious. Maybe you can offer some insight for how to open the conversation given your performance in the popular vote ... bro.”

Also ... nom nom nom

Because unlike the former Playmate, Beth isn’t trying to sell her book to you. [honest response to sarcastic question]

I didn’t see that, but I live in the suburbs in the Midwest, so my solutions may vary. I can understand a rat problem, but I’d still be willing to advocate for temporary use of birdseed for an occasional problem as opposed to the issues mentioned above with applying salts. We had an ice storm here a week ago and the…

Birdseed adds traction on slick surfaces and disappears over time as birds eat it away.

I whole heartedly advocate for your choices. As for myself, I went to the gym and then cooked dinner. It was a completely standard Sunday night of no note.

So she’s saying Drumpf is sexist for running against Hillary?

To answer the question explicitly, yes, the cost of full meals are usually roughly at least $10 more than kids meals. There is some scaling depending on how classy of a place you’re bringing your kids to.

He is utterly failing in bringing about this head canon.

Some people just want to watch movies where one of the characters talks about how some people just want to watch the world burn.

I like to think about his performance as the actor thinking, “What if Lex Luthor had just discovered cocaine ... and go!”

We’re not here to stomp on people’s dreams.

I fully endorse this message.

This seems like an awfully round about way to go in order to get a Starbucks in the White House.

“I find it best to have them tie a bell around their neck. That way they you always know when there’s one in the room and it should give you enough time to visually check for the presence of other men. If no other men are found in the room then you know to escape as soon as possible, as Mother always says.”

I don’t want to stereotype, but why are you Canadians always just so gosh darned nice?

Word is there's still not time to schedule so even with the end of the shutdown he still couldn't make the date.