Whoa! Whoa. Republicans don’t care about small children. It would only be an issue if it were unborn fetuses going into the chipper.

You mean every occasion?

“Roger! Roger, are you alright? It was just a bad dream.”

Carpet the building with flags? Is he just going to be filmed spending 90 minutes walking around making sure that every flag gets a hug?

Dog with head in a box for GOP nominee 2020!

Her writing is quite eloquent.

How does that compare to angry diarrhea? 

I hope you started playing the theme song to Weird Science as you strapped a bra onto your head.

Girl, live your best life. If anything I see Hollywood coming to you about a possible biopic in the near future.

I can only hope they go out and buyout all of the Gillette products they can find then go home and tape themselves burning them.

So is the implication that nerds are big fans of the Cheesecake Factory? How does that track?

I mean, on TV the wall seemed to be working pretty well at keeping winter from coming. Maybe that’s going to be the solution for the upcoming homeless federal workers: permanent camping weather.

He might be playing chess, but no one said he was any good at it or even understood the game.

I can tell you one thing: it’s certainly not for rabbits.

I tell you one thing he'll address immediately: global warming. 

Looks like it's melting and sliding off her head. 

Here’s the problem as I see it: presumably the truck knows where they parked. What happens when they come out, see that their truck has moved and there’s now a Tesla sitting at the charging station they were ICE-ing?

I feel that Jason gets me.

Where there’s a will...

You don’t tell me how to live my life.