How does that compare to angry diarrhea? 

I hope you started playing the theme song to Weird Science as you strapped a bra onto your head.

Girl, live your best life. If anything I see Hollywood coming to you about a possible biopic in the near future.

False! You can inject semen wherever you receive a request for. “I’m about to finish! I’m about to finish! Tell me where you want it!”

I’m sure it was more down to the notion “Well, I’m finished, but it would sure be a shame to let this go to waste.”

Please remember to clean up after yourself.

I can only hope they go out and buyout all of the Gillette products they can find then go home and tape themselves burning them.

So is the implication that nerds are big fans of the Cheesecake Factory? How does that track?

I mean, on TV the wall seemed to be working pretty well at keeping winter from coming. Maybe that’s going to be the solution for the upcoming homeless federal workers: permanent camping weather.

He might be playing chess, but no one said he was any good at it or even understood the game.

I can tell you one thing: it’s certainly not for rabbits.

I tell you one thing he'll address immediately: global warming. 

Looks like it's melting and sliding off her head. 

Here’s the problem as I see it: presumably the truck knows where they parked. What happens when they come out, see that their truck has moved and there’s now a Tesla sitting at the charging station they were ICE-ing?

I feel that Jason gets me.

Where there’s a will...

You don’t tell me how to live my life.

Look, until the good Lord gives me that third arm I’m just going to work with what I got.

So much easier to just apply milk or simple syrup to neutralize.

They gave you just enough rope to hang yourself with.