“How’s ‘bout we all try an olde round of the Oliver Twist?”

He tried. It baffled Ingram. 

Well, years down the road he did shit the bed on a hurricane response.

He called his “friend” after his first tweet and asked what they thought of his masterpiece. “Friend” says he doesn’t see anything. Trump is baffled because, clearly, it’s written on the computer screen sitting right in front of him.

Did the session open something like this: “Millennials be all walking like this” *walks back and forth in the office while holding up a finger to represent an ironic mustache* “And baby boomers be all walking like this” *walks back and forth like he usually walks*

What is up with these people approaching the guy that was shooting at them?

“Hey there neighbor, how about a drink?” *eyes neighbor suspiciously*

Hey! Hey. You can’t say that word. It’s Freedom-mas.

I think Tucker just likes imagining putting men of color in his mouth.

They don't exactly photograph well. I mean, that's just not what they're for. 

Sounds like an infrastructure problem to me. Congress, get on it!

Depends on what part you're after 

Smaug sounds like he'd benefit from a low and slow approach. Perhaps a few weeks?

Haven't they all at this point? 

Because if you have a toy you’re going to play with it.

Well ... California does have legal weed ...

Just imagine the set of balls it takes to pull something like that. And they’re only made bigger in relation to what Bobbitt was missing.

USA, the greatest country in the US.

It’s only really confirmed when you look at it from a particular angle.

I was just sort of impressed when he broke reality.