As a fellow straight male all I have to say is, “Oh, daddy.”

I think 2017 was just a broken year.

Spoilers ahead! You getting stabbed!

Hey-o!

Have you tried summoning Satan on Christmas? It’s embarrassing for everyone.

It’s a necessity of America’s own making.

I could see the syrup not necessarily needing to be refrigerated if it has a high enough sugar content. Sugar is hygroscopic which means it absorbs any water (why honey eventually gets all gritty after being open for too long or not used fast enough) and prevents microbial growth. End of the day it comes down to the…

Great news! The animatronics are being phased out. As long as your kid isn’t allergic to late-teens/adults in full mouse costumes all you have to worry about is the pizza!

Come on, please. I can only get so hard!

I share the same sentiment and there’s not even 19 floors at my work, but I will find a way.

So help me figure this out. This is a move to encourage people to vote republican during the mid-terms. But this is being sold as a move to be made through executive order. Even if democrats swept every election Trump would still be able to sign the executive order on Nov. 7. So what incentive is there to vote…

I hear that Infowars thing is really gaining some traction as of late.

I mean, drink the blood of your enemies. How else do you get the power to escape central Florida?

Someone call in the citizen investigators. Always so much more effective than investigators that do this sorta thing for a living.

Upside is that POC wouldn’t turn their cameras off or experience a “technical issue” during confrontations with the police.

Where could she be hiding the materials she used to make this? Could it be on her secret servers?

No one reads the fine print ... or knows how to read. Yay this country!

I’m sorry, but if the past two years have taught me anything, that is FAKE NEWS!

Protip: Stay away from the guy made of razors, barbs, and blades.

I’m wondering if the case is that there aren’t any billboards around given the stated desire to post on the closest billboard the tweet of Trump shitting on Cruz.