I just want Stan Lee’s cameo in the next one to be him walking in at the start of the third act and saying, “No, Spidey’s back, and you know what, everyone else, too. ‘Nuff said.”

I feel like Schrödinger’s cat, my phone says Thanos killed me, but my laptop says I’ve been spared. What is it with this uncertain universe?

The rules of drama demand an end to the Black Panther franchise. I’m sorry.

I’m sorry, have you not met comics before?

I want to know his approach towards families. Did he wipe out half of all families (assuming aliens have similar social structures as we do, based on Gamora’s family that’s possibly true) or did he wipe out half of the people which make up a family? One is much more cruel than the other.

I don’t know what a Giuliani is. Is that some kind of pasta dish? I don’t do pasta. Total keto diet. That’s why I can’t stay away from KFC.

Mission FUCKING Accomplished! We don’t say that phrase anymore. It’s a good phrase. We should bring it back.

Maybe have them tie back to Noah and Alison in some way so that we can get cameos, but for the stories they could tell I’d be fine with leaving them as the stars.

And not a bullet point in sight, much less a mention of the word “Trump” to hold his attention.

Do you get the sense they had a single season planned and then realized their show was called “The Affair” so they had to come up with an affair a season?

I was suckered in by the character biases as the POV switched

Firefighting is my passion, arson is just a hobby of mine.

It’s a good time to be a Chris. Also, by sheer statistics, given that Chris was the most popular boy’s name 30 some odd years ago, it’s not surprising that this is becoming the Age of the Chris.

A super mustache. This mustache then soars into the air in search of a new home. Inevitably landing on Tom Selleck’s face.

Gotta save something for the sequel.

In a movie with 60 some characters this isn’t a difficult game to play.

As long as Thanos is portrayed as a never-nude in the inevitable porn parody I’ll be content.

I’m waiting for the track by Alien Ant Farm.

Five alarm fire right here folks!

My plant buddies are going to be sooooo offended tonight when I whisper them to sleep and share this story with them.