You know, if you’re taking a nap under a tree in a public place and wake up smelling like jizz, maybe don’t jump to blaming the trees.

Need a kleenex for that runny “nose”?

Sounds like you’ve got a birthday gift to pick out. Upside: you know he’ll get some good use out of that gift.

I once met an onion that made me cry. I’m not too proud to admit this.

Was the correct response to kill the child to protect the non-human babies out there?

I’m not convinced that Avenatti isn’t just a giant Trump troll.

I’d like to see them explore Hel (the Asgardian afterlife) in subsequent Thor/Valkyrie movie. That’d be a great way to track down Loki and do a handoff to establish a female version.

I, for one, would welcome Elin to Kansas City.

There’s description videos on YouTube

Nailed it

Ant man shrinks storm breaker and ties it to the tip of one of Hawkeye’s arrows!

They got rid of something like 80% of the Guardians. Isn’t Vol 3 already planned?

Didn’t he say they were in the endgame after Thanos left? That’d mean his plan is still in action.

Oh God, why have you forsaken me?

I’m sorry, I can’t comprehend your comment without an attached picture to indicate what the commenter is fed up with.

Everyone is just a motor mouth, trying to spit out their lines as fast as possible to fit the entire movie in without stretching it out to 4 hours.

I’d assumed it was just a duplicate screening process, following the initial pass through the National Targeting Centers work, except this one is in pursuit of the “hot or not” basis of threat assessment.

The first line of the sequel will be Hawkeye’s: “Oops, butterfingers!”

I can only hope that they bleep all dialog through the final season just to preserve book spoilers.

The Thing’s “edgy” look.