Mimes. It's mimes.

And graph jokes. Don't forget about the graph jokes.

Whale-Tipping...

Don't say his name!

Goatman or Goatboy... is that you, Bill Hicks?

Your comment was all of five words. Take a wild guess.

I would not be so sure. If you interviewed this person and he said he did it to undermine the "Star Wars" fan base, then, yes, he might be a hipster (or a troll with a sinecure/rich parents). But if he genuinely loves the symbolic vehicle of the Rebellion against the Empire to the point where he would shape his face…

Ayn Rand is a philosopher the same way a chimp in a suit, tie, and top-hat is an actor. (I mean no offense against the chimpanzee acting community.)

You live by the blaster, you die by the blaster.

With Sisko, it meant surpassing all other Star Trek Captains in bad-assery. DS9 was never afraid to show the nasty side of the Federation, and Sisko's use of the ends to justify the means fits perfectly with that theme. He may not be a paragon of virtue by Picard's standards of command, but he won in the end. If…

If the "Friday the 13th" movies have taught us anything about the horror/slasher genre, it's that going to outer space is clearly not enough to kill a franchise... no matter how much I wish it would...

That honor goes to Attila the Hun.

"My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom it's almost sickening. We're free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don't want to pay our taxes, why, we're free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster."

It's the Zeitgeist at work.

Can't they all just get along?

But of course. They were... inseparable. (And as far as I can tell, theirs is the least abusive relationship in the entire franchise.)

Rifftrax beat us to it.

And enjoy it with some capers and a twist of lemon!

Team Mustache Dad.