This was one of those things that was really surprising to me when I moved out of New Jersey. We always got Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashanah off from school, and I had no idea most places in the US didn’t.

Several states still have Confederate Memorial day so they can remember all the people who died for nothing.

Did you read the f*cking article? Get out of here with that bullshit.

Bernie, bless his heart, should have taken a cue from Trump. Trump has never -ever- stopped campaigning. Even when he won, he kept on planning rallies, traveling to them, making his base feel important and special and all of that other bullshit. There are articles out there about rabid Trump taint-lickers who spend…

You act as if black people aren’t aware that, in 30 years, your boy hasn’t written a single piece of successful legislation. In three decades, what has Sanders ever achieved? What has he ever done that improved the lives of black people?

This also makes an excellent cake filling for when you can’t use it on the outside of the cake.  It's also possible to make white chocolate ganache, but it uses a different chocolate/cream ratio (which escapes me at the moment).

Nonsense! Cream cheese frosting or GTFO.

I’ve been using Amazon smile for a while now. I have the donations go to a local animal shelter. I know I'm terrible at remembering to donate... The shelter has an Amazon wish list so I picked a few things (mostly dog treats) and put them on my subscribe and save! So they get things for the animals and the Amazon…

This this this. I share in his struggles, so I can’t hate the guy or anything since I understand where his meltdowns and quirks are coming from, but I reeeeally don’t think he’s cut out for this. He’s not very funny to begin with, and the stress of publicity is clearly doing damage. 

Huh. I thought I already knew how to do this (since I’ve blown up many a balloon in my years). But I didn’t realize the stretching actually did anything useful, so I’ve never done it. Thanks for the tip!

Yeah, I’ll guide their food choices for now, thankyouverymuch. The “innate cues” of America’s adult bodies don’t even prompt us to eat healthily...the least we can do as parents is to try to establish the best habits possible. Horrible advice.

black licorice is the best. i love that fools hate it, so i can have more. but now apparently i need to keep a watch on HOW much more, which makes me sad.

My mother told me: “Never assume a woman is pregnant unless you can see the baby’s head crowning.” I’ve found it to be good advice.

“But you have so much money!”

I can’t explain the amount of stress you just removed from my life (I would draft peanut butter an easy #1 in a The Takeout Spreads Fantasy Draft).

Holy crap. What was wrong with your kids?

Eh. I like Star Wars Land better.

Seriously, all that money spent on marketing and they go with ‘Star Wars Land?

You sound like a huuuuge asshole!