Ask readers to create content, then create a slideshow with it.  Your business degree is in the mail.

The counterperson should have countered by explaining that a turnover is a type of pie.

Yup those of us old enough still remember the mouth and lip burns from the molten filling if you were dumb enough to not let it cool down a bit. I remember cutting them in half to help it cool faster lest your tongue feel the wrath of the pie filling.

2018? Oh, sweet child! The McDonald’s apple pie was dead long before that. The OG McDonald’s apple pie was deep fried, and yes, it was as good as it sounds.

Arby’s got rid of the potato cakes? Aww...I mean....when you can get curly fries it’s sort of redundant to have another great-but-slightly-less-great choice I suppose

Herpes. We broke up after that.

For a few years there my sister passed along employee giveaways from her Big Pharma company to me as Xmas presents. Promotional sweatshirts, a “How Big Pharma Has Improved the World” type book, and a lucite block with five vials of famous world-changing vaccines (that one was, admittedly, kinda cool, but still).

hahaha oops! thats what I get for responding before coffee

Taking the last two years of the year off sounds like an incredible plan

Chlamydia.

I was 14, and the Nintendo 64 had been out for a little over a year in the states... I was desperate for one. My parents had divorced maybe 18 months before this, so this was my first Christmas at my mom’s new home.

That reminds me of a viral video from a few years ago where a kid (looked about 7) opened his present and got an XBOX 360. Then he opened it and there were only socks in it. The look on his face as he fights back the urge to cry was heartbreaking, especially as his mother and older brother were laughing at him and…

I know how I feel about it.

Starbucks gift card.

“I .. got .. a mobile electronic organ player. My Mom told me ‘it has buttons right ? Just like a computer’ … (she took the money and bought an automatic washing machine). I’m still fucking upset Mom!”~tgh_hmn”

Damn. Your mom took the money meant to buy you a nice computer, gave you some crap toy, then spent it on…

One of those big coupon books they sell to raise money for schools and stuff.

Don’t give people gifts they have to spend money to use.

95% of those coupons will be for things they don’t even want.

When I was 6 years old, we all went to the living room and started passing presents out. We usually go around the room until they’re gone. Each time I received mine it was in a different sized box, but contained the same thing: rocks. After all the presents were handed out I had a pile of rocks. Then my parents asked…

When I was 11 my parents gave me a box set of Bruce Springsteen’s music despite me never being a fan of his music or ever expressing any interest in him at all. It was then I realized they never really loved me.

Someone get this man a diner, drive -in, or dive, stat.