You are, perhaps the first Gawker/post-Gawker writer to respond to any of my posts - earnest or snarky - and so I know that today I am truly blessed.

Also, thank god you know better than those dumb ol’ professional chefs and cookbooks.

WTF? People seriously cook avocados?! *barfinmymouth*

Yes, I’d rather use that then folks. What a horrible word folks is. I will never use folks unless I’m parodying Looney Tunes, “That’s all folks”. Or just do Oprah’s, “PEOPLE”.

We’ve had a word like this in the South for years. Just use “y’all”.

Nick.

Not to be another “that’s not a lifehack” asshole, but how is wearing-the-right-size-of-whatever-thing a lifehack?

I sometimes think Rose McGowan should take a deep breath before she tweets. I also believe Meryl is probably very much in a bubble when it comes to her day-to-day life.

I’d watch that.

No. The true horror comes when you find you enjoy the taste, and you can’t be certain that it’s because of the parasite.

Takes over the body but leaves the brain alone? So theoretically the host could be fully aware, going to the most terrifying ride of it’s life as it body betrays it?Imagine a zombie where the original person is still there, seeing and hearing everything but unable to act or scream? Being forced to watch as your own…

This is what your Scientist Character says right before you cut to a montage of people buying a new miracle diet drug. And then you cut to the zombie hordes.

“This means the fungus might produce a wealth of bioactive compounds that could be of interest in terms of novel drug discovery,” said de Bekker. “I am, thus, very excited about this work!”

What runs forever? Because you are not getting a Model 3.

Outside of tradition, there’s really no reason to feature turkey in a lavish, celebratory meal.

Really just makes you wonder what sort of heinous shit Gay Talese hasn’t been caught out on yet.

So who else is going to be in the remake apart from the inevitable (and justifiably so) Kate McKinnon?

Not if any of the high-schoolers I’ve met are any indication.

They don’t teach Speech in High School any longer, do they?