Now Hillary HAS to become president or you will have lied to your grandmother. Thanks for the added pressure! :-)

Only $1.6 billion? Sounds like a bargain... most Olympics go WAY over budget and their budget is much more.

I paid off my car just after I bought it, so I did a simple search for the value (ended up being half what I paid two years ago... ouch).

I’m a procrastinator. Serious procrastinator. So, I get everything done as quickly as possible. For long-term projects, I keep to-do lists out in the open with a clear BIG RED LINE through everything when it’s done. The thought that someone will see I haven’t accomplished an assignment overtakes my natural tendency to…

I’ll be honest, I’m looking at that protest pic and checking if I can see some dick and balls. I’m not proud that I’m a liberal democrat and I’m doing this, but if I’M doing this, you’re just giving the republicans spank bank material.

I was baking a lot of pies for parties. I hated taking good pie plates, because they never got returned. Then I started using the cheap ones from the grocery store, but I had to double up on them, because they wouldn’t support the pie.

I’m trying to muster the energy to give a fuck...

I should switch sides, too. I agree with JSWilson, I’m not a fan. I’m also not a fan of how they make the bin an odd size so they try and force you to buy their way-too-expensive bags.

I should switch sides, too. I agree with JSWilson, I’m not a fan. I’m also not a fan of how they make the bin an odd…

When I used to have combinations to safes at work, I kept a phone list in my wallet (back before cellphones). Tom was the top safe, Barry, the bottom, and Fred was the floor.

Who is he and why should I care what he thinks or who he’s voting for?

I’ve been using this for over a year. So much faster than waiting in those lines.

As a native of the SF Bay Area, I can safely say that San Franciscans are not happy unless they are complaining about something. They complain about the homeless everywhere... and now they’re complaining because the city is hiding the homeless. Seriously.

One of my best friends in high school had one. She raved and raved that it was “the car of the year!” She even had the sticker from the dealer on the back window... I wasn’t much of a religious man, but I did say a prayer every time we got in it: partly due to her driving, but mostly because I felt the thing was going…

I’d put 90% into a foundation to help arts & entertainment, with an emphasis on schools. And I’d never have to fly coach again. I wouldn’t be a completely pretentious prick and fly private, but definitely nothing less than Business... (so I’d be a slightly pretentious prick).

The headlights are obviously the nipples of the car... and they like to be rubbed. Yeah...

I love my thermapen. You are correct in accepting no substitutes!

I love my thermapen. You are correct in accepting no substitutes!

I used to love that show! God, what awful designers. None of those rooms could be lived in—and they certainly didn’t go with the rest of the house. The circus tent room? Ugh.

Someone shitting on the mat makes the camera woman want to throw up... But guys beating each other to bloody pupils, that's okay?

You hit the nail on the head with #1. I’ll skim by and think, “Four hours of that Flipping Vegas shit? Really?” I can barely get through one episode before my eyes jump out of my head and start jumping on the remote.

Property Brothers: Do the people on the show not watch the show? They are always fooled by the showplace that’s out of their league. It’s obvious the people are poorly coached to dislike a place so the transformation can be complete, but when they complain about room color and crap that’s easily changeable, I fast…