A friend of mine used to tell her kids that their tongue turned blue when they lied. She'd just say, "Stick out your tongue..." and if they didn't, she knew they were lying. Eventually, they caught on. This tactic seems to be designed to reach young kids. Kids are pretty crafty... they're going to lie to get out of…

Looks "delicious".

Joanne Woodward's 1958 gown was designed and sewn by... Joanne Woodward. It's Hollywood fashion legend. I'm not into fashion, but even I know that.

I have some chubby-chaser friends that record the series and watch it in reverse, so the guys get fatter as the show progresses. Take that, fat shamers...

Isn't that how zany comedies start...?

Why did I have to wait to draw the Q on my forehead, when he told me exactly what to do in the video?

I see a lot of people have posted on this, so here's my two cents:

I see a lot of people have posted on this, so here's my two cents:

I think of b.o. the same as I do with cologne: if I can smell you from across the room, or even standing there in conversation, you need to be hosed down. If I get in close and I get a sniff, you're fine.

You might expect a Major League Baseball player to be confused if asked, "How did you get into this?"

I don't need to plan too much ahead. I'm single. It's just a matter of adding another 10 minutes to my shower... (15 if I think the hot water will last and the shower massager is giving me "the eye").

That's great! As long as they know what you want. The nice thing is, it will evolve over time. One of the things most often commented in my family was the stuff we NEVER want done at our funerals: No "does anyone want to say anything" open mic (always a disaster), etc. Plus, you can "steal" cool ideas for…

It's important to talk about these things in advance as often as possible. It's so much easier when it's hypothetical. We joked about my mom's funeral for years while she was young and healthy (she'd often say that it sounded like fun and she was sorry to miss it). Even after discussing things for so long, as she grew…

That's all well and good—but you need to make sure you talk to those who would be planning this in advance. You have to bring it up—you can even joke about it as a lead in—but at some point you have to seriously say: This is what I want and how I want it to go.

I have told my sister where to find the list of all my accounts with all my passwords in case something happens to me. The standing order is: "Shut them down... don't judge. Seriously. Do. Not. Judge." But she will. I'll be dead, so I don't think I'll care.

I recommend a good acupuncturist. Chiropractors keep you coming back for years, a good acupuncturist will see you for a short period—I've had work done on my knees and it was supposed to be around 8 sessions... after session six, I was better and he said there was no need to come back. I have friends that have similar…

Um Ah: You complete me.

What is it about people in these infomercials that have such difficulty with the most minor of tasks: "Love bananas... but can't handle the task of cutting them up?" They are the biggest bunch of morons. The sad thing is, you know someone is out there thinking, "Don't get me started on those bananas...!"

I tried it... 25 years ago. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth...

Yeah... coming out never ends. I live in the SF Bay Area, so it's sort of a non-issue, but now and again during a conversation, I'll have to come out. It's not as dramatic as when I was younger, but I'll have to throw in the "as a gay man..." or "so I was sucking this guys dick..." (kidding on the last one.)

As a gay man, I kind of agree with you. There's so much work involved to be 'clean' that it doesn't really seem worth it.