That’s true, just like how in Cleveland the failures of the Browns are offset by...wait, what were we talking about?

“I am Vilipolvius Frenz, from the Ruanada quadrant, leader of the Gracciponides. I have transformed my energy into a ball and approached your highest energy flow, emanating from what appears to be a a slow-moving but birdlike and willowy warrior. Now that I have made my way into your earthen vessel, may I speak to the…

Yes.

Man, I don’t follow baseball that closely, but I thought I would have at least heard that Buffalo got an expansion team.

Major Boothroyd: [to M, referring to Bond’s Beretta] Nice and light... in a lady’s handbag.

The Cardinals jokes will never get old as long as someone takes the bait and gets worked up about them. That’s what pushes them from funny to classic.

Cardinals fans: [start Chip Hale for Manager website]

Curry is good. I mean, Kobe threw in the towel months ago and it hardly made a splash.

This picture stirs up some really awful feelings for me.

Or else you might end up at the bottom of a big pile of rabid Jazz fans.

Alternatively, just show them this.

This asshole is basically the entire St. Louis Cardinals organization made flesh.

“Total Cock acts like total cock”

I would like to add Pez to the list. Obviously the dispensers have far more charisma. I’m talking also about the little candy bullets that go in them.

That looks more like the Michael Brown defense....

Not only is it an Andre Dawson jersey, but last year’s top seller in SC was Ozzie Smith. Did he go to college there or something?

Could have sworn the most thrown back jersey in Maryland would be Ray Rice.

Dope comment.

The NFL wants you to get your “highs” in the old-fashioned, manly way: by slamming your head repeatedly into another man until your brain doesn’t work right.

Um, here’s a fact. The oldest professional football team in Missouri has and always was the Kansas City Chiefs. Located at Arrowhead Drive, Kansas City, MISSOURI.