Snapchat is always the first thing I delete when I need to quickly dump apps off my phone to free up some empty space and then seriously debate reinstalling it later.

Just tell them you’re Tiger Woods.

I’m just gonna eat some of my grandfathers favorite foods in my room. It’s the form that my grief is taking.

Mike Trout Will Be Just Fine

Pretty sure what he thinks the SS is isn’t shortstop.

Argh, my groin!

#MakeESPNgreatAgain

Two idiots drive to Temecula, you won’t believe what happens next.

How much equipment did the Rams move using those bags under his eyes?

Making casual racism great again!

“I learned it by watching you.” (Nodding head towards St Louis)

Is that you Goose Gossage?

Yeah, but those uniforms.

I second that!

It was the St Louis Cardinals right?

Unlike most stadiums the Oakland Colosseum field is usually covered in sewage.

Ahem. OK, here’s what we’ve got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We’re through the looking glass, here, people...