What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle.

Agreed, not a fan. Would LOVE to have a nicely depreciated LC500, but the “gaping predator mouth” grill is a definite turn-off there.

Damned shocking ain’t it?

Agreed! Genesis definitely doesn’t have a monopoly on “HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT GRILL!”. As the new BMW “JESUS!” grills certainly fit into the “polarizing” category.

See what?

I own a 2017 G90, bought it new.  (Well, it was a 2017 “left-over” once the 2018's were on the ground, and I got a HUGE discount on exactly the car I wanted, anyway) and I find the new design HIDEOUS. Interior is nice, and I’ll get one as a service loaner in the next year or so I’m sure, but that grill? YIKES!

I plan to, that was just the Jalopnik introductory special.

We all know Gorilla Glue is only for hair.

I just pray that next year, we don’t have the same status quo that we’ve had for the last 7 years.  If that means that the Scud throws in the towel NOW, in order to have a top car for next year?  SO BE IT!

In keeping with the FINEST of automotive traditions!

No mention of Maserati?

“This is not a repost from 1980, 1990, 2000, or 2010.”

Yeah, otherwise I wouldn’t have known where to look in that picture with the green beam, and the BIG BLACK crack.

Red circles, the laugh tracks of pictures.

Have you heard about *MY* new hypercar project? It’ll have 5000 HP, and go 0-60 in 0.2 seconds. You can’t open the rear trunk, the front trunk, and there’s no storage in the interior as it’s all about track performance. As a matter of fact, to save weight, I removed the door hinges, so you can’t actually get IN it…

It’d be ready for the trip to MOAB in just a couple of days!

Yeah, this could be considered a problem:

Truck nuts.  The comedy gold that keeps on giving.

It’s nothing personal, that has been my stock response to “What do you want to know about X” posts since the beginning.

What does it look like upside-down in a ditch on fire?