Yep!  SOLONG to your money, suckers!

I still can’t believe we’re doing another parking lot race is the US. Did Caesar’s Palace teach us nothing??? I’m definitely banking on a minimum of two safety cars, virtual or otherwise.

Hamilton down on power? Not how I interpreted it. No DRS during the wet part of the race hurt him more than Russel, true, but I didn’t see reason to surmise a power deficit in relation to his new team mate.

Lewis spent the entire weekend turning into 2020 Vettel, with his car not being a contender seemingly ruining his motivation and a young teammate with recent backmarker experience getting much stronger results. This will be an interesting storyline to follow.

awwww you posted it before i could. lol.

The cameraman was really hanging on there. 

It is the privately owned ordinary cars that are the true losses, because those are cars people cared enough for to tranship rather than replace. They meant something to someone, and that is a shame to lose those emotional connections.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that “Grecale Folgore” is the stupidest fucking name I’ve ever heard.

Traction Control off and cold unscuffed high performance tires = Sideways into the guard rail

Sick reference, bro.  Your references are out of control.  Everyone knows that.

Really a lot of husbands would love to take this. Want to wait a few years between kids, this is a better option than a condom. There are plenty of guys who do not want to have kids and don’t want to wear condoms. I assume you are referring to college aged and young adults that you may not know well. You definitely…

Man, poor Mazepin just can’t catch a break. Or any other car in front of him, really. 

I’vesaid that to a Toyota finance guy! He was pressing the extended warranty and I stood up, put out my hand and said I didn’t want a car that needed a warranty. He backpedaled so fast...

You’re new here, right? This is Tom’s business. He’ll buy the car for his client if it’s good, at a good price, and if the dealer doesn’t fuck around. You could have sent the same list and, like this idiot, would have lost a sale. If you’d dealt like a professional, you’d have sold the car. 

wanted to make clear that this is not a quote but rather a “menu”

After he called you back did you consider it or just take it as more BS trying to avoid negative publicity?

I’m 19 years into this gig (automotive sales) and this deeply offends me. 

‘76 CVCC perforated by cancerous rust holes was my first car. $600 including a can of Bondo and arattle can of primer.

“So we took the most unreliable part of every Italain car—the electrictronics—and built a race car that’s 100% electronic. What could go wrong.” -Some guy named Giuseppe 

Given that the F150 is such a huge seller, taking away allotments would be a huge blow to a dealer. IF Ford actually did it.