What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

YEARS ago I posted the first one of those comments for a joke, and laughed while doing it.  Then, it became a habit, and now I have to do it, because I think I’ve pretty much dropped that comment on EVERY “What do you want to know about” post.

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

They’re going to change the letters on the front of the building to say SOLONG

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

What kinda weird bodykit is that on that Mach-E?

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

ORLOVED!

Circa 2010 I shopped for Kias for a couple of friends. Alabama, Tennessee, etc. ALL of them were scummy beyond belief. (I was the friend who knew how to get good deals, so folks asked me to help so I had dealt with Chevy, Ford, Toyota, Lexus, and Hyundai dealers before, and thought I had seen it all. But DAMN the…

I read the headline, and was *SURE* it would already be here.  Was shocked that there were no comments, and was nervous that someone was going to post it before I could get it made, and posted.

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

QUICK someone call Tavarish.  Or maybe V-Tuned, there’s CONTENT to be made here!

Heavy Metal shade?

What does it look like upside-down in a ditch on fire?

And nothing of value was lost.

QUICK!  Someone contact Rich Energy!  Here’s an opportunity!

You left out the “What do I have to do to earn your business?” fee

OH NOES!  I’ll no longer be able to make my “Will I have this shitbox repaired in time for some arbitrary date’s cross-country drive?” joke.  It’s a small sacrifice, but I’m willing to make it.  I’ll still have my “What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?” comment to make on all “What do you want to know…