I hate to be a pedant (I don’t hate to be a pedant. No-one hates to be a pedant) but if you are implying the character I think you are, that’s not an insect.

Yes, Lightsaber Yoda was fucking awesome . . . for, like, six seconds. Dooku (I still can’t abide that name) tears through Obi-Wan and Anakin and then . . . Yoda appears. Drops his cane. And pulls out a lightsaber. Fucking amazing!
But that is, of course, the problem. The movie trades a lot of logic and thematic ideas …

Drink for David Baddiel as well, he was on Taskmaster 

You forgot to drink to David Baddiel for your Taskmaster alum list. He was in series 9.

Oops, drink again, you missed David Baddiel. He was on season 9, it’s not on youtube yet.

Seriously, no mention of Elton John?

MMMMMM MMMMMM MMMMM MMMMMMM

That's just crazy. 

Has this been researched? I mean, obviously a pizza that’s been adequately cut is at least very likely to fly apart when tossed onto the roof of a garage. But what about a pizza that is poorly cut, either not cut all the way to the edges of the crust, or simply cut with too little force with a crust that is both thick…

Look, if you were already going to give this movie a mediocre to positive score you might as well have gone all in:

I think you may be confused. Ryan Adams is the abusive sexist. Bryan Adams is the racist.

Things were a lot simpler in the Summer of ‘69.

“...the Australian actor of making anti-semitic and homophobic remarks...”

You can piss off with your ‘Australian actor’ bollocks!

Eh, it mattered enough for you to write back. Either way, if you actually read Milan tweets,

“immersed herself into the Chinese culture for six years before she even began to write the aforementioned novel.”

I don’t buy this at all. By the second or third subtitled film you watch in your lifetime you’ve already forgotten that you’re reading all the dialogue. It becomes automatic. Acting is a full-bodied art that involves a range of expressions both verbal and nonverbal, most of which are entirely legible in any language.…

Adam Sandler stars as Rob Schneider, who’s been hired to star in a movie biopic of David Spade. But Sandler’s Schneider has a different vision of the Spade character than director Dennis Dugan, a frequent Adam Sandler director but a man whom Schneider does not see eye to eye with. Dugan, played by Kevin James, will…

You guys rock. We’ll be writing as long as you’re reading.