Chris Azure

11/1/19

Wrestling’s a sport. Not our department.

10/30/19

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

10/22/19

What We Do in the Shadows

10/21/19

Halloween, 1978 OF COURSE. Duh.

10/21/19

Young Frankenstein

10/21/19

In Bruges. Great movie any time of year.

10/21/19

Addams Family Values

10/21/19

The Nightmare Before Christmas

10/21/19

Is Nightmare before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

10/10/19

9/14/19

Really successful humor relies so much on surprise, ...

8/10/19

Fuck off.

8/9/19

“2001” was my first art damage experience. My parents took me to see it at the drive in the year after it had been released. By the end of the film my Dad and siblings were sound asleep but I was transfixed with bulging eyes glued to the screen. I was a bit of a sci-fi kid having grown up on the Irwin Allen shows and…

8/7/19

I remember just getting more and more deflated as I sat through it in the theater. The differential from the absolute thrill of the opening blasts of Williams’ score to the end credits was like Everest to the Dead Sea. I think it’s fair to say I’ve never been more disappointed in a movie.

As if there was any doubt, Bryan Singer will still direct Red Sonja

Yesterday, The Atlantic dropped a bombshell exposé that, with the backing of more than 50 sources, added four men to…

1/3/19

Wait, so a craft bar welcomes your child in before 5 p.m.? That’s really awesome. A number of parents would be pumped that their favorite place has both a family-friendly and a sans-kids time. A ton of patio places here have got a kind of family hour, and everybody loves it. The bands’ early sets are more PG, the…

11/30/18

I do tip! I just wish the wages were better so we wouldn’t have to, it’s a bullshit system designed specifically so that the restaurants are the cheapskates and are able to further exploit their workers.

11/29/18

Is that post supposed to make a point of some kind?

Again, no fucking duh that a tip is needed. But when you boil it down, the question is asking whether the tip on the check is sufficient or not. It seems it usually is, which wasn’t clear before.

11/21/18

“Is that your bathing suit?”

11/20/18

good shout on Sopranos. In fact, just the final shot (no pun intended)