Jordan, whose name had been floated as a potential speaker of the House, has continued to deny knowing anything.

“Wow, it would be so easy for him to just stay out of the whole thing..”

Wow, it would be so easy for him to just stay out of the whole thing, but nope! He just has to weigh in, and in the stupidest way possible. “I just don’t believe the wrestlers, based on no reason whatsoever!”

Not sorry, especially since I got you so riled up.

Found the defensive MAGA asshole

“We don’t know what happened before the video starts,though.”

I can’t wait to see who he chooses as the team’s new coach!

I mean.... Technically true but those Celts teams weren’t exactly filled with scrubs... Allen Pierce Garnett...

I’ve never understood the dislike for him either. He’s kind of an asshole, but has he done anything to the par of Draymond Green or the like? He’s a guy I would love to have on my team. He knows his role and doesn’t try to do too much. And he’s never played with a guy the caliber of James, so this could get…

Good to see LeBron get another shot after his last GM stint ended poorly.

“LeBron’s Lakers”

Jesus. It’s even worse when you write it out.

“Wow, guys. My first press conference in Washington DC. Man this is crazy. Well, I want to start by saying that I (giggles). Sorry, I’m really . . . (giggles some more). Okay, (giggles) I’m so excited to be a Whizzer. ‘Cause I like to pee! Get it???”

They won that series by 100 points, man. It’s one of the most lopsided playoff series in history. The Rockets did not have their number at all.

It’s the same stupid shit we get in this country. The English press will go on and on about Lukaku being big, strong and athletic, but Harry Kane is the cerebral, thinking man’s striker. Spot the difference.

KDB’s pass had such nice weight to it, too. Execution from end to end.

Lukaku’s run was damn beautiful. Football at its finest.

There was a common argument among some in England last summer that Lukaku lacked footballing intelligence. This was when Lukaku was signing for Manchester United and Morata was signing with Chelsea. Thankfully there were also a good number who squashed those people.

Football tends to be a bit too fluid for specific practice of a sequence like this... set piece see the most specific practice. That said, its not at all unlikely that Chadli yelled out for Lukaku to let it run in whatever language the Belgian team communicates in. Its common to yell these things, and its also common…

As a soccer player and fan, thank you. I have trouble explaining this sort of stuff to casual fans. There is always a lot of explanations like this for basketball and hockey which have made me understand the games better as I didn’t grow up playing them, I hope Deadspin keeps putting out stuff like this for soccer.